The 43rd President of the United States, George Walker Bush, gave his last State of the Union address tonight. The first real piece of American politics I digested was the State of the Union speech Bush gave a couple years back. I feel I'm reminiscing...wait, Bush appears to be as well. As I was taking notes about the speech, I felt a sense of deja vu. Many of the items he stated tonight has been mentioned in his previous speeches. It was like a mash up of his seven prior speeches. I was honestly going to go into deep discussion about it here, typing out all my pretty notes. But unfortunately, I'd feel repetitive and redundant. The stances that Bush has always taken? Yes, they're still the same.
I will quote some things I feel are worth quoting:
This is actually quite a good line
- "Republican and Democrats can compete for votes and cooperate at the same time."
Okay, well, how?
- "The IRS accepts both cheques and money orders."
Bush made a funny.
- "Those whose products say Made in the USA."
All I heard him say that to the tune of "Born in the USA"
- "The pursuit of happiness is the path of service."
So, Mr. President, you don't pursue happiness and never have, yes?
- "Nucular."
I couldn't see him, but I felt Obama twitch a little.
Some side notes:
- Vice-President Dick Cheney did not fall asleep! Not even a small shut-eye because I was watching closely
- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi looked as usual...not satisfied
- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice looked as usual...angry over nothing
- Both she-Clinton and Obama looked bored, but clapped anyway
- I believe there is a cue for every clap and every standing ovation; very annoying
- Why are people asking for Bush's autograph? You people work in the government! Have some self-respect and mail him for an autograph! We can see you!
I only managed to catch some of the post-speech analysis on MSNBC, which is still going on now, but it's the usual. Keith is saying the speech is a 'Best Of' and the Chris is not satisfied with the repetition.
One thing I just caught with a random guest [random because I don't know who he is]: He claims Keith and Chris are cynical. Hmm, I wonder why Mr. biased-Bush-lover -- Andy Card [something like that]. He said Chris was down in the weeds...to which Chris replied: "I'm down there with the old Constitution." Owned!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Mosul, Iraq: 5 American soldiers were killed today by a roadside bomber. This is the deadliest attack in months. Mosul is an area that is said to be the last Al Qaeda stronghold.
There was a scare at the White House today. A man voiced threats against the President today and was arrested. The alarming thing was that he left a duffle-bag behind, but later on, it was cleared.
Onto the campaign trail. Poll leaders in Florida, Romney and McCain, are going on the strong attack and not holding back. Romney throws out 'Liberal-Democrat' while McCain goes for the typical 'Flip-Flopper' and 'Liberal Governor of Massachusetts.'
Latest Reuters polls has:
McCain 33 Romney 30 Giuliani 14 Huckabee 11 Paul 2
The Kennedys' announced today at American University that they are endorsing Barack Obama. They feel he will bring 'change' and 'hope' to the country as he will be able to win. Throughout the next few days, I expect more speculations and whatnot around this endorsement. There's always a scandal when a big named family endorses someone.
Chuck Norris somewhat retracted his comments about McCain today. He is regretful for saying that McCain's age will affect his competency [or ability to live] during his presidency. He expects McCain's 95 year old mother to be on his case soon.
I think that's enough news for today. I hope you enjoyed because I skipped studying for my History exam for this. Good night, and good luck [to me].